Healthy eaters go to great lengths to avoid great widths.
The smallest good deed is better than the largest intention.
For vacation some go to the mountains, some go to the seashore, but most go in the hole.
If you're not in style, you're probably out of debt.
What you don't owe won't hurt you.
Budgeting is the most orderly way of going into debt.
Don't die until you are dead.
When you come to the end of a perfect day, it probably isn't over yet.
A cynic believes other people are as bad as he is.
A cynic is a person who knows everything and believes nothing.