Why do psychics have to ask your name?
Why do we play at recitals and recite at plays?
The key to failure is trying to please everybody.
There were four people named Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody. There was an important job to be done and Everybody was sure that Somebody would do it. Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did it. Somebody got angry about that, because it was Everybody's job. Everybody thought Anybody could do it, but Nobody realized that Everybody wouldn't do it. It ended up that Everybody blamed Somebody when Nobody did what Anybody could have done!
A mirror can't lie. Luckily, it can't laugh either.
Would a fly without wings be called a "walk"?
Why do we drive in the parkway and park in the driveway?
We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur.
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is probably not for you.
How Can I Miss You, If You Won't Go Away