Cheer up! Things may be getting worse at a slower rate.
I Liked You Better Before I Knew You So Well
If you want people to remember you, owe them money.
Did ancient Roman doctors refer to IVs as "fours"?
I Keep Forgettin' I Forgot About You
If a funeral procession is at night, do they drive with their lights off?
For NASA, space is still a high priority.
Reading is knowledge. Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Corruption is a crime. Crime doesn't pay. Therefore, if you keep reading you'll go broke.
We spend the first year our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk, and the next 15 years telling them to sit down and shut up.
The future will be better tomorrow.