Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant and a kangaroo? A: Big holes all over Australia.

Q: How many students does it take to change a light bulb? A: Will this question be on the test?

I have the world's largest collection of seashells. I keep it on all the beaches of the world...perhaps you've seen it.

No matter what temperature the room is, it's always "room temperature."

You know you're a geek if... you watch Star Trek every day, and look for small errors.

Before you judge someone, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, if he's angry, he's a mile away and barefooted.


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