The only difference between this place and the Titanic is the Titanic had a band.
Growing older is mandatory; growing up is optional.
You can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish!
Heard about the restaurant on the moon? Great food but no atmosphere.
It's National Hot Dog week. If you see a hot dog, give him a drink.
I'm Sorry I Made You Cry, But At Least Your Face Is Cleaner
Why do they call a building a building, if it's already built?
How to get $$$$ quickly: Hold down the shift key and press the "4" key four times.
You know you're a geek if... you know more digits of Pi than people.
You know you're a geek if... YUAFE (you use acronyms for everything).