The only difference between this place and the Titanic is the Titanic had a band.

Heard about the restaurant on the moon? Great food but no atmosphere.

It's National Hot Dog week. If you see a hot dog, give him a drink.

Why do they call a building a building, if it's already built?

How to get $$$$ quickly: Hold down the shift key and press the "4" key four times.

You know you're a geek if... you know more digits of Pi than people.

You know you're a geek if... YUAFE (you use acronyms for everything).


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