If a trainstation is where the train stops, what's a workstation?
If you can't imitate him, don't copy him.
He laughs best who laughs last.
This is not an easy time for humorists because the government is far funnier than we are.
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.
The dictionary is the only place where success comes before work.
One machine can do the work of fifty ordinary men. No machine can do the work of one extraordinary man.
Some regard private enterprise as if it were a predatory tiger to be shot. Others look upon it as a cow that they can milk. Only a handful see it for what it really is: the strong horse that pulls the whole cart.
The secret of business is to know something that nobody else knows.
Take away my people, but leave my factories, and soon grass will grow on the factory floors. Take away my factories, but leave my people, and soon we will have a new and better factory.