Forever = The time it takes to brew the first pot of coffee in the morning.

Don't drink coffee in the morning. It will keep you awake until noon.

Bought a decaffeinated coffee table... You can't even see a difference.

A morning without coffee is like ... something ... without ... something else ...

If you have any trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it's done.

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