Forever = The time it takes to brew the first pot of coffee in the morning.
Four Food Groups: Coffee, Coke, Chocolate, and Pizza.
Don't drink coffee in the morning. It will keep you awake until noon.
Coffee: the first peripheral.
Bought a decaffeinated coffee table... You can't even see a difference.
At 16 cups of coffee a day, sleep becomes irrelevant.
A morning without coffee is like ... something ... without ... something else ...
A morning without coffee is like sleep.
Computers don't make errors. They do it on purpose.
If you have any trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it's done.