If you are driving at the speed of light and you turn on your headlights, what happens?
If nothing ever sticks to Teflon, how do they make Teflon stick to the pan?
Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?
Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?
If a cluttered desk is characteristic of a cluttered mind, what does an empty desk mean?
How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink?
We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get worse.
Warning: Dates in calendar are closer than they appear.
If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made of meat?
It's lonely at the top, but you eat better.