Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand.
Help a man when he is in trouble and he will remember you when he is in trouble again.
Accidents don't just happen -- they must be carelessly planned.
Friends: the people who stab you in the front.
I am in shape. Round is a shape.
If it isn't broken, fix it till it is.
Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?
If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?
You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes? Why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?
How come, when you transport something by car it's called shipment, but when you transport something by ship it's called cargo?