The secret of success is sincerity. Once you can fake that you've got it made.
I have not lost my mind; it's backed up on disc somewhere.
Architecture is the art of how to waste space.
Gambling: The sure way of getting nothing for something.
War does not determine who is right. War determines who is left.
I hope life isn't a big joke, because I don't get it.
How come dumb stuff seems so smart while you're doing it?
Early to rise, early to bed, makes a man healthy but socially dead.
The right half of the brain controls the left half of the body. This means that only left-handed people are in their right mind.
Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.