I have a large seashell collection, which I keep scattered on beaches all over the world. Maybe you've seen it.
Just when you think you have hit bottom, someone tosses you a shovel.
Always remember that you are absolutely unique, just like everyone else.
Education's purpose is to replace an empty mind with an open one.
One seventh of your life is spent on a Monday.
The trick to flying is to throw yourself at the ground and miss.
We live in an age when pizza gets to your home before the police.
If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either.
We're not lost. We're locationally challenged.
If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style.