I went to buy some camouflage trousers but couldn't find any.
A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
Why do banks charge a fee for 'Insufficient Funds' when they know there isn't enough money to pay the fee?
An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids are nothing to look at either.
Dear Dorothy: Hate Oz, took the shoes, find your own way home.
Speech is conveniently located midway between thought and action, where it often substitutes for both.
Never mind the dog; beware of the owner.
In great affairs men show themselves as they wish to be seen; in small things they show themselves as they are.
A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.
How do you tell a communist? Well, it's someone who reads Marx and Lenin. And how do you tell an anti-Communist? It's someone who understands Marx and Lenin.