I used to have a handle on life, but it broke off.
Madness takes its toll; please have exact change.
Confusion not only reigns, it pours.
I like you, but I wouldn't want to see you working with subatomic particles.
Conscience is that small inner voice that tells you the IRS might check your return.
Puritanism is the haunting fear that someone, somewhere, may be happy.
Very few people go to the doctor when they have a cold; they go to the theater instead.
Forget about World Peace. Visualize using your turn signal!
Give me ambiguity or give me something else.
It's as BAD as you think, and they ARE out to get you.