All true wisdom is found on t-shirts.
You're never too old to learn something stupid.
If you can't dazzle them with dexterity, feed them a crock!
Those who forget the pasta are condemned to reheat it.
Ask not for whom the bell tolls. Let the machine get it.
Work is a fine thing if it doesn't take too much of your spare time.
Marriage is one of the chief causes of divorce.
Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow they may cancel your VISA.
A king's castle is his home.
A friend in need is a pest indeed.