No matter how big or soft or warm your bed is, you still have to get out of it.
Some editors are failed writers, but so are most writers.
First there is a time when we believe everything, then for a little while we believe with discrimination, then we believe nothing whatever, and then we believe everything again - and, moreover, give reasons why we believe.
That all men are equal is a proposition which, at ordinary times, no sane individual has ever given his assent.
Look wise, say nothing, and grunt. Speech was given to conceal thought.
Another unsettling element in modern art is that common symptom of immaturity, the dread of doing what has been done before.
Fervor is the weapon of choice for the impotent.
If you make people think they're thinking, they'll love you; But if you really make them think, they'll hate you.
Whose idea was it to put an S in the word 'lisp'?
Is there ever a day when mattresses are not on sale?