Any story sounds true until someone sets the record straight.
People who live in glass houses should buy shades.
Better is the end of a thing than the beginning thereof.
It's always a Monday at the Help Desk.
Everyone who helps you is not necessarily your friend. Conversely, everyone who hurts you is not necessarily your enemy.
Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.
Is it better to have it and not need it, or to need it and not have it?
If it doesn't make dollars, it doesn't make sense.
No problemo, but no pro bono!
The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore, all progress depends on the unreasonable man.