Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
If at first you don't succeed, delegate!
Teamwork means never having to take all the blame yourself.
All toys are educational. The question is, what are they teaching?
Plagiarism saves time.
If something doesn't feel right, you're not feeling the right thing.
Company motto: We put the "k" in "kwality"!
I went on that new fourteen-day diet, and all I lost was two weeks.
The light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off due to budget cuts.
If you don't like something, change it. If you can't change it, change your attitude. Don't complain.