Is there life before coffee?
The one sure way to forget all of your troubles is wear tight shoes.
No time is as usefully spent as that spent guarding against disasters that do not in the event occur.
If it ain't broke, it will be when you need it.
We all have the right to be wrong. Some of us just exercise this right more often than others.
Resist the urge to code.
I can do it quick; I can do it well; I can do it cheap. Pick any two.
In the restroom, incoming trafic has the right-of-way.
Life is too short to stay comfortable for too long.
Interpretations are neither true or false; they are either useful or useless.