Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.

The significant problems we face cannot be solved with the same level of thinking that we were at when we created them.

If somebody calls you a donkey, ignore it. If a second and third person call you a donkey, get yourself a saddle.

If builders built buildings the way programmers write programs, then the first woodpecker to come along would destroy civilization.

L. Alan Schuetz

If you step through the wrong leg hole of your underwear, no amount of finagling will rectify the situation.


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