Waste not, want not.
You know you're slow when you come in third in a two-person race.
Oxymoron: near miss
Oxymoron: smooth jazz
Assumption is the mother of ALL screw-ups.
Living is a health hazard. It's guaranteed to end in death.
Training will always be the first thing cut from the budget.
The trouble with our times is that the future is not what it used to be.
Q: How many engineers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None; they just redefine darkness as standard.
The following statement is true. The previous statement is false.