The surest way to save a marriage from divorce is to not show up for the wedding.
The only thing a divorce proves is whose mother was right in the first place.
A compliment a day keeps divorce far, far away.
Common sense could prevent a great many divorces. But, on the other hand, it could also prevent a great many marriages.
If gambling is a disease, can you deduct your losses as a medical expense?
People with bad colds don't go to the doctor -- they go to the theater.
Arthritis is twinges in the hinges.
Almost everybody you meet has a cure for the common cold -- except your doctor.
Fatal diseases kill more people than any other kind.
Virus is a Latin word used by doctors, meaning, Your guess is as good as mine.