The hot dog feeds the hand that bites it.
A dog is smarter than a person; it wags its tail and not its tongue.
A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.
If dogs could talk, perhaps we'd find it just as hard to get along with them as we do with people.
It is wonderful how dogs can win friends and influence people without ever reading a book.
Some people claim their dogs are almost human -- and they mean it as a compliment.
It is easier to get married than to stay married.
Many divorces are caused by the marriage of two people who are in love with themselves.
Love is the quest, marriage the conquest, divorce the inquest.
Divorce is when you'd rather switch than fight.