A good education enables you to pick out the most important things to worry about.

At 18 we know all the answers. 20 years later, even the questions confuse us.

Is it smart to save money on schools so it can be spent on jails?

The economy is not that bad. This year's going-out-of-business sales are much better than last year's.

The economy is moving so slowly that the Postal Service is jealous.

A small car is very economical, because when you need to go somewhere with friends, you have to take their car.

Economists predict that hard work will pay off. For many people, this is a frightening outlook!

An economist figures out tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didn't happen today.

Groucho Marx

In America you can go on the air and kid the politicians, and the politicians can go on the air and kid the people.


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