Avoid fried meats, whicn angry up the blood.
Never moon a werewolf.
Never change diapers in mid-stream.
Never play cards with a man called "Doc".
Never eat at a place called "Mom's".
Do unto the other fellow the way he'd like to do unto you -- and do it first.
I don't say she was above reproach. She was above self-reproach.
An actor's a guy who, if you ain't talking about him, ain't listening.
In most companies, there are plenty of vacancies but they're all filled.
Time spent laughing is time spent with the gods.