It's no exaggeration to say the undecideds could go one way or the other.
I ask people why they have deer heads on their walls, and they say, "Because it's such a beautiful animal." Well, I think my mother's attractive, but I have photographs of her.
Strange as it may seem, among all the billions of countenances with two eyes, a nose in the middle, and a mouth below, no two precisely resemble each other.
Do you know what I love most about baseball? The pine tar, the resin, the grass, the dirt -- and that's just in the hot dogs.
The person who owns his own home is always coming out of a hardware store.
Behind the phoney tinsel of Hollywood lies the real tinsel.
Why don't you get a haircut? You look like a chrysanthemum.
It's a good thing there's gravity or else when birds die, they'd stay where they were.
The government is the only known vessel that leaks from the top.
I'm always a perfectly safe man to tell any dirt to, as it goes in one ear and out my mouth.