Rock journalism is people who can't write interviewing people who can't talk for people who can't read.
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The actual Irish weather report is really a recording made in 1922, which no one has had occasion to change: "Scattered showers, periods of sunshine."
When you tell him a joke, you can see a kind of race going on between his brain and his expression.
The airplane, the atomic bomb and the zipper have cured me of any tendency to state that a thing can't be done.
He is so conceited that he will not even guess that we are saying how conceited he is.
I have seen better organized creatures than you running around farmyards with their heads cut off.
The Honorable Member disagrees. I can hear him shaking his head.
I did not attend his funeral, but I wrote a nice letter saying I approved.
He's the only man I ever knew who had rubber pockets so he could steal soup.