The difference between Los Angeles and yogurt is that yogurt has real culture.

Broke a mirror in my house, and I'm supposed to get seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five.

I was only ruined twice: once when I lost a lawsuit, and once when I won one.

She has a penetrating sort of laugh, rather like a train going into a tunnel.

Lord Ronald said nothing; he flung himself from the room, flung himself upon his horse, and rode madly off in all directions.

I've been in Who's Who and I know what's what, but it's the first time I ever made the dictionary!

Only kings, editors, and people with tapeworms have the right to use the editorial "we."


Subscribe to RSS