The difference between Los Angeles and yogurt is that yogurt has real culture.
Los Angeles: a city with all the personality of a paper cup.
Broke a mirror in my house, and I'm supposed to get seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five.
I was only ruined twice: once when I lost a lawsuit, and once when I won one.
Just when things look darkest, they go black.
It is useless to put on your brakes when you're upside down.
She has a penetrating sort of laugh, rather like a train going into a tunnel.
Lord Ronald said nothing; he flung himself from the room, flung himself upon his horse, and rode madly off in all directions.
I've been in Who's Who and I know what's what, but it's the first time I ever made the dictionary!
Only kings, editors, and people with tapeworms have the right to use the editorial "we."