I think I think; therefore I think I am.
Philosophy is the art of bewildering oneself methodically.
My favorite animal is steak.
Life: It's full of such sadness and sorrow, sometimes I think it's better to not be born at all. But how many people do you meet in a lifetime who were that lucky?
More than any time in history, mankind faces a crossroads. One path leads to despair and utter hopelessness, the other to total extinction. Let us pray that we have the wisdom to choose correctly.
Life is like a dog-sled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes.
One lives and learns, doesn't one? That is certainly one of the more prevalent delusions.
Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently there must be a beverage.
In my youth I wanted to be a great pantomimist, but I found out I had nothing to say.
Parsifal is the kind of opera that starts at six o'clock. After it has been going three hours, you look at your watch and it says 6:20.