Gerald Ford

When a man is asked to make a speech, the first thing he has to decide is what to say.

Tell them what you're going to tell them; then tell them; then tell them what you told them.

Lord Birkett

I do not object to people looking at their watches when I am speaking. But I do strongly object when they start shaking them to make sure they are still going.

A neurotic builds a castle in the air. A psychotic lives in it. A psychiatrist collects the rent.

When two psychologists meet on the street, why don't they both burst out laughing?

African proverb

He who carries elephants on his back should be careful not to step on crickets.

Louis Phillips

You cannot get blood from a stone, but you can get a government grant to try.

African proverb

Only a fool tests the depth of the water with both feet.


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