If God meant us to travel tourist class he would have made us narrower.
The actual physical discomfort of traveling with the kiddies is not so great, though you do emerge from it looking as if you had just moved the piano upstairs, single-handed.
Saturday morning, although recurring at regular and well-forseen intervals, always seems to take the railway by surprise.
Nothing troubles me more than time and space; and yet nothing troubles me less, as I never think about them.
Daylight-saving time is welcomed heartily by insomniacs who have less night to be up all of.
It takes forever to get out of Texas. And then when you do, you're in Oklahoma.
I can resist everything except temptation.
Lead me not into temptation; I can find the way myself.
The telephone is a good way to talk to people without having to offer them a drink.
Teenager is the last stage in your life where you are happy to hear that the phone is for you.