To create cutting edge software, just add +, #, Plus, Pro, XP, or Vista to the name of old software. Sometimes adding Visual helps too. And don't forget wacky capitaLization.

Don't argue while dining. The one who is least hungry always wins.

To flatter someone, just look serious and ask what they think of the general situation.

A person who is afraid of doing too much always does too little.

Carrots are good for the eyes. Have you ever seen a rabbit with glasses?

Marriage is the world's most expensive way to discover your own faults.

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