Failure is the path of least persistence.
To create cutting edge software, just add +, #, Plus, Pro, XP, or Vista to the name of old software. Sometimes adding Visual helps too. And don't forget wacky capitaLization.
Don't argue while dining. The one who is least hungry always wins.
Formula for failure: Try to please everybody.
To flatter someone, just look serious and ask what they think of the general situation.
A person who is afraid of doing too much always does too little.
Carrots are good for the eyes. Have you ever seen a rabbit with glasses?
We are what we eat. Nuts are apparently a popular meal.
Marriage is the world's most expensive way to discover your own faults.
Stopping at third base earns the same score as striking out.