There are two kinds of failures: those who thought and never did, and those who did and never thought.

A fool and his money are soon parted. The rest of us wait until we reach the supermarket.

Eating onions and garlic will help you live longer -- lonely, too.

A gossip can give you all the details without knowing any of the facts.

You can always tell a failure by the way he criticizes success.

A chef is a cook with a big enough vocabulary to give the soup a different name every day.

The worse thing about accidents in the kitchen is that you have to eat them.


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