There are two kinds of failures: those who thought and never did, and those who did and never thought.
A fool and his money are soon parted. The rest of us wait until we reach the supermarket.
Eating onions and garlic will help you live longer -- lonely, too.
Delicatessen sign: "If you can't smell it, we don't have it."
To stop a red-hot agrument, use a few cold facts.
A gossip can give you all the details without knowing any of the facts.
You can always tell a failure by the way he criticizes success.
A chef is a cook with a big enough vocabulary to give the soup a different name every day.
Some people have plenty of speed but no direction.
The worse thing about accidents in the kitchen is that you have to eat them.