It's too bad people who speak straight from the shoulder can't speak from a little higher up.

Some people think a balanced diet is a cheeseburger in each hand.

Congress keeps appointing fact-finding committees when what we really need is fact-facing committees.

Don't make fun of our coffee. You might be old and weak yourself someday.

Wear sunscreen; the family that bakes together aches together.

Don't be afraid to go out on a limb. That's where the fruit is.


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