Setting a good example for your children takes all the fun out of middle age.
Any excuse will serve a tyrant.
Why pour hot water into the garbage? Quick lunch.
A fool and his money are soon parted, with the government to expedite matters.
A person who treats himself has a fool for a physician. But at least he doesn't have to wait for an appointment.
The freedom of any people can be judged by the volume of their laughter.
A foolish opinion shared by thousands is still a foolish opinion.
Wise men know more than they tell; fools tell more than they know.
It isn't life's ups and downs that bother us, it's the jerks.
If freedom is important when we don't have it, shouldn't it be just as important when we do have it?