I love being a writer. What I can't stand is the paperwork.
America is a large friendly dog in a small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a chair.
I have always thought of a dog lover as a dog that was in love with another dog.
Treat people as if they are what they ought to be and you help them become what they are capable of being.
Of all lies, art is the least untrue.
All animals except man know that the ultimate in life is to enjoy it.
Most people vote against somebody, rather than for somebody.
America had often been discovered before Columbus, but it had always been hushed up.
Only Americans can hurt America
You never realize how short a month is until you pay alimony.