It is a double pleasure to deceive the deceiver.
He dreamed he was eating shredded wheat and woke up to find the mattress half gone.
You have noticed that the less I know about a subject, the more confidence I have, and the more light I throw on it.
When you're as great as I am, it's hard to be humble.
A diplomat is one who can cut his neighbor's throat without his neighbor noticing it.
I have discovered the art of foiling diplomats. I speak the truth, and they never believe me.
Nothing is ever accomplished by a committee unless it consists of three members, one of whom happens to be sick and the other absent.
I believe in democracy because it releases the energies of every human being.
Debt shortens life.
Loyalty to petrified opinion never yet broke a chain or freed a human soul.