If at first you don't succeed -- you're fired.
If economists were any good at business, they would be rich men instead of advisors to rich men.
You can generally tell whether a man is an economist by the number of times he uses the phrase: "All other things being equal..."
I have never heard two Americans talking without the word "dollar" being spoken between them.
If someone says, "It's not the money, it's the principle," it's the money.
As the economy gets better, everything else gets worse.
The hardest thing in the world to understand is income tax.
Nothing dispels enthusiasm like a small admission fee.
One difference between death and taxes is that death doesn't get worse every time Congress meets.
The poor shall inherit the earth, but not its mineral rights.