Don McElroy

Some parents have difficult deciding on a name for the new baby, but others have rich relatives.

The moment you have children yourself, you forgive your parents everything.

James Hewett

The art of negotiation is something you learn at an early age. You'd be amazed how many teenagers get their first car by asking for a motorcycle.

George Coote

Every family should have at least three children. Then if one is a genius the other two can support him.

Edgar Howe

The better a pie tastes, the worse it is for you.

A fork is an instrument used chiefly for the purpose of putting dead animals into the mouth.

Josephine Tey

Lack of education is an extraordinary handicap when one is being offensive.


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