Some parents have difficult deciding on a name for the new baby, but others have rich relatives.
The moment you have children yourself, you forgive your parents everything.
The rich aren't like us -- they pay less taxes.
The art of negotiation is something you learn at an early age. You'd be amazed how many teenagers get their first car by asking for a motorcycle.
I'm for a stronger death penalty.
Every family should have at least three children. Then if one is a genius the other two can support him.
The better a pie tastes, the worse it is for you.
A fork is an instrument used chiefly for the purpose of putting dead animals into the mouth.
I eat merely to keep my mind off food.
Lack of education is an extraordinary handicap when one is being offensive.