My father died when I was eight. At least that's what he told us in the letter.
Business conventions are important because they demonstrate how many people a company can operate without.
I used to feel I was being followed and watched all the time, but now I pay cash for everything.
People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one.
Why doesn't somebody set up an organization for the children of gifted parents?
At the unemployment office he gave his occupation as astronaut but not prepared to travel.
My boss has a brain like Einstein's -- dead since 1955
Any child who is anxious to mow the lawn is too young to do it.
I'm attending Alcoholics Anonymous, but it's difficult to remain anonymous.
There is no such thing as a free lunch.