My father died when I was eight. At least that's what he told us in the letter.

Business conventions are important because they demonstrate how many people a company can operate without.

Bob Hope

I used to feel I was being followed and watched all the time, but now I pay cash for everything.

Leo J. Burke

People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one.

Why doesn't somebody set up an organization for the children of gifted parents?

At the unemployment office he gave his occupation as astronaut but not prepared to travel.

Gene Perret

My boss has a brain like Einstein's -- dead since 1955

Bob Phillips

Any child who is anxious to mow the lawn is too young to do it.

George Best

I'm attending Alcoholics Anonymous, but it's difficult to remain anonymous.


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