Autobiography is an unrivaled vehicle for telling the truth about other people.
My grades were four F's and a D. My tutor suggested I was spending too much time on one subject.
My office hours are twelve to one with an hour off for lunch.
I'm on a diet as my skin doesn't fit me any more.
Beauty is in the eye of the beerholder.
Ostrich tastes like the progeny of an unnatural and uncomfortable liason between a duck and a sheep.
I don't do much book reviewing anymore. It interferes too much with my reading.
If you put two economists in a room, you get two opinions, unless one of them is Keynes, in which case you get three opinions.
Every household has a box of odd keys. None of them will ever be found to fit any lock.
I'm such an optimist I'd go after Moby Dick in a rowboat and take the tartar sauce with me.