America believes in education. The average professor earns more money in a year than a professional athlete earns in a whole week.

Eric Sykes

I asked my publisher what would happen if he sold all the copies of my book he had printed. He said "I'll just print another ten."

John Kenneth Galbraith

The salary of the chief executive of a large corporation is not a market award for achievement. It is frequently a warm personal gesture by the individual to himself.

Frank Nugent

He'll regret it to his dying day, if ever he lives that long.

My parents stayed together for forty years but that was out of spite.

In writing a novel, when in doubt, have two guys come through the door with guns.

Give me a kitchen full of utensils and a stock of unprepared food and I would starve.

Leo Rosten

God may help those who help themselves but the courts are rough as hell on shoplifters.

Hugh MacDiarmid

Our principal writers have nearly all been fortunate in escaping education.


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