It's amazing what ordinary people can do if they set out without preconceived notions.
Too many of us, when we accomplish what we set out to do, exclaim, "See what I have done!" instead of saying, "See where I have been led."
In the long run, a short cut seldom is.
It's more fun to arrive at a conclusion than to justify it.
Too few accomplish twice as much as too many.
Life is the art of drawing sufficient conclusions from insufficient premises.
I can't do it' never yet accomplished anything; 'I will try' has performed wonders.
Financial rewards follow accomplishment, they don't precede it.
Look for the ridiculous in everything, and you will find it.
Life is full of infinite absurdities, which, strangely enough, do not even need to appear plausible, because they are true.