A lower voter turnout is an indication that fewer people are going to the polls.

The best instrument is the bagpipes. They sound exactly the same when you have finished learning them as when you start.

There are two politicians drowning and you are allowed to save only one. What do you do? Read a newspaper or eat your lunch?

My watch is three hours fast and I can't fix it. So I'm going to move to New York.

If Beethoven had been killed in a plane crash, it would have changed the history of music and aviation.

John Quintan

Politicians are people who, when they see the light at the end of the tunnel, order more tunnel.

J. Joshua

They drive so crazily in Chicago that anything moving slower than 65 mph is considered to be a house.

If you speak three languages, you're trilingual. If you speak two languages, you're bilingual. If you speak one language, you're American.

My advice to all who want to attend a lecture on music is, "Don't; go to a concert instead."

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