You ask me how I compose. I compose sitting down.
I like Wagner's music better than anybody's. It is so loud that one can talk the whole time without other people hearing what one says.
I do not mind what language an opera is sung in as long as I do not understand it.
I have faults but being wrong isn't one of them.
I think Mick Jagger would be astounded and amazed if he realized how many people do not regard him as a sex symbol.
Nine out of ten doctors agree that one out of ten doctors is an idiot.
A man has five times as many fingers as ears, but only twice as many ears as noses.
In Alaska we have just two seasons: this winter and next winter.
My doctor told me that jogging would add years to my life. I think he was right. I feel ten years older already.
No candidate was ever elected ex-president by such a large majority.