I like Wagner's music better than anybody's. It is so loud that one can talk the whole time without other people hearing what one says.

Edward Appleton

I do not mind what language an opera is sung in as long as I do not understand it.

Jimmy Hoffa

I have faults but being wrong isn't one of them.

Angie Bowie

I think Mick Jagger would be astounded and amazed if he realized how many people do not regard him as a sex symbol.

Jay Leno

Nine out of ten doctors agree that one out of ten doctors is an idiot.

Don Geddis

A man has five times as many fingers as ears, but only twice as many ears as noses.

Leigh Wade

In Alaska we have just two seasons: this winter and next winter.

My doctor told me that jogging would add years to my life. I think he was right. I feel ten years older already.

No candidate was ever elected ex-president by such a large majority.

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