The most likely way for the world to be destroyed, most experts agree, is by accident. That's where we come in; we're computer professionals. We cause accidents.
A conservative is a man who believes that nothing should be done for the first time.
There is no security on this earth, there is only opportunity.
An intellectual is a person who has discovered something more interesting than sex.
The universal brotherhood of man is our most precious possession.
The town where I grew up has a zip code of E-I-E-I-O.
The excellence of a gift lies in its appropriateness rather than in its value.
I dream, therefore I become.
One's dignity may be assaulted, vandalized and cruelly mocked, but cannot be taken away unless it is surrendered.
People forget how fast you did a job -- but they remember how well you did it.