After one look at this planet any visitor from outer space would say "I want to see the manager."
People don't have to like or support you, so you always have to say thank you.
Perfect as the wing of a bird may be, it will never enable the bird to fly if unsupported by the air. Facts are the air of science. Without them a man of science can never rise.
Silence is more musical than any song.
A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a coffin.
If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to.
A liberal is a person whose interests aren't at stake at the moment.
A little government and a little luck are necessary in life, but only a fool trusts either of them.
Why was the archaeologist depressed? His career was in ruins.
Scientists have odious manners, except when you prop up their theory; then you can borrow money from them.