I do not believe in God. I believe in cashmere.
All American cars are basically Chevrolets.
Humans are the only animals that have children on purpose with the exception of guppies, who like to eat theirs.
Most people enjoy the inferiority of their friends.
In heaven all the interesting people are missing.
I know what love is: Tracy and Hepburn, Bogart and Bacall, Romeo and Juliet, Jackie and John and Marilyn.
Contrary to popular belief, English women do not wear tweed nightgowns.
A technique succeeds in mathematical physics, not by a clever trick, or a happy accident, but because it expresses some aspect of a physical truth.
Who cares who's captain after the wings have fallen off.
National Health Insurance: The compassion of the IRS. The efficiency of the Postal Service. All at Pentagon prices!!!!