Hell hath no fury like a bureaucrat scorned.
When two dogs fight for a bone, and the third runs off with it, there's a lawyer among the dogs.
And what is a good citizen? Simply one who never says, does or thinks anything that is unusual. Schools are maintained in order to bring this uniformity up to the highest possible point. A school is a hopper into which children are heaved while they are still young and tender; therein they are pressed into certain standard shapes and covered from head to heels with official rubber-stamps.
Inventions reached their limit long ago, and I see no hope for further development.
What people call insincerity is simply a method by which we can multiply our personalities.
The consumer's side of the coffin lid is never ostentatious.
American women expect to find in their husbands a perfection that English women only hope to find in their butlers.
Nobody ever committed suicide while reading a good book, but many have while trying to write one.
Kissing is a means of getting two people so close together that they can't see anything wrong with each other.
This country has been strip-mined by rich and powerful interests. If you dont like what they're doing, don't just sit there. Vote them out.