My main reason for adopting literature as a profession was that, as the author is never seen by his clients, he need not dress respectably.
Those who welcome death have only tried it from the ears up.
The IRS spends God knows how much of your tax money on these toll-free information hot lines staffed by IRS employees, whose idea of a dynamite tax tip is that you should print neatly.
Throw out an alarming alarm clock. If the ring is loud and strident, you're waking up to instant stress. You shouldn't be bullied out of bed, just reminded that it's time to start your day.
It is easier to fight for one's principles than to live up to them.
Don't gamble; take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it till it goes up, then sell it. If it don't go up, don't buy it.
The next thing to saying a good thing yourself, is to quote one.
I'm an experienced woman; I've been around... well, alright, I might not've been around, but I've been... nearby.
The only completely consistent people are the dead.
In a mad world, only the mad are sane.