Spock, I've found that evil usually triumphs, unless good is very, very careful.
I am frequently appalled by the low regard you Earthmen have for life.
Romance is not a malfunction.
A tribble is the only love that money can buy.
I think you'll find that random and unprovoked executions will keep your workforce alert and motivated.
Human bonding rituals often involve a great deal of talking, and dancing, and crying.
A great poet once said "all spirits are enslaved that serve things evil."
I've found that nothing keeps me alert quite like a healthy fear of death.
Why are our days numbered, and not, say, lettered?
I once wanted to save the world. Now I just want to leave the room with some dignity.